25 7 / 2014

tehjennismightier:

thinktinyart:

Today is my birthday and I’m ending the day feeling like a satisfied, sleepy sloth, gently being carried away by a bagillion balloons!

This would make an adorable tattoo.

tehjennismightier:

thinktinyart:

Today is my birthday and I’m ending the day feeling like a satisfied, sleepy sloth, gently being carried away by a bagillion balloons!

This would make an adorable tattoo.

24 7 / 2014

"Everyone else seems to call their afternoon shuteye ‘naps.’ I call them ‘business meetings.’ On my easy days, I schedule two hours for these meetings. When you’re sleeping, your body absorbs all the hard work. It’s ironic: one of the best ways to get better is to do nothing."

Ryan Hall, American Record holder for the Half Marathon and 2:04:58 Marathoner (via runhardquestioneverything)

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24 7 / 2014

"In French, you don’t say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.” I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you."

Unknown (via theantiquated)

Feeling this. Feeling the distance.

(via girlandpup)

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24 7 / 2014

stand-up-comic-gifs:

 I really get overly into TV - Hannibal Buress

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24 7 / 2014

tehjennismightier:

losertakesall:

Psst hey tumblr i found a shirt for you  (via Buy Me Brunch)

I’m anti-pants in EVERY language!

tehjennismightier:

losertakesall:

Psst hey tumblr i found a shirt for you
(via Buy Me Brunch)

I’m anti-pants in EVERY language!

24 7 / 2014

So we’re supposed to be doing a crazy thing for my birthday this year. Like NYE on the strip crazy. Which I was excited about in theory when we first moved to Vegas. Then the closer it got I was like uhhh fuck do I have to?

BUT all these family/friends from back home were all we’re so gonna come; it’ll be like Rae’s wedding; EPIC PARTAY; etc. 

So I spent a lot of time coming up with a plan and have been reminding myself every day that I get to say FUCK Y’ALL IT’S MY BDAY AND I’M GOING TO BED if I want. 

And now my friend is pregnant. Unexpectedly. She had all sorts of problems, told she wasn’t able to conceive naturally ever, they did IUI to get their twins and she was pretty much done being pregnant. Anyway. She’s due in like mid-January so yeah, no Vegas trip. Fine. But then, of course, her mom and sister are out. And now one of the family friends who was going to share a room with the mom is hem-hawing about not going. And i KNOW the dynamics and if she doesn’t go then no one else will go. 

My parents and my cousin (who was more like a sister growing up & Scout’s godmother) with her new partner person who lives in Phoenix are it. That’s my big party. 

It’s fine, I don’t like crowds and I have an insane pressure to make sure everyone has a good time when I plan something as stupid as a game night so everyone flying out to me and staying in a hotel is huge on my anxiety. I feel like an asshole for being hurt about something that I was stressing out about. BUT like it still hurts. That all these people have been saying for almost 2 years that they can’t want to come out and celebrate ME.  Except apparently not me. Just a trip with their friends that I happen to be there for. 

23 7 / 2014

misterandry:

fantasizing about the house you would buy if everything went according to plan and you were somehow well off enough to afford it

#adulthood

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23 7 / 2014

royallyvintage:

A guide to common terms used in describing tiaras

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23 7 / 2014

Ugh

Ugh

23 7 / 2014

It’s sooooooo hot. I don’t want to do anything. But the kids go CRAZY and fight. This house is like a giant toddler cage match.

We’ve been to the library twice in the week. We’ve been swimming. Jem’s allergies/cold (still not sure which) are out of control. We went to the gym a lot last week, but my class isn’t happening this week so my motivation is dead. I really really have motivation to run but the treadmill is THE WORST and I will die if I run outside in this fiery hell. 

I hate summer.